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hormoaning:

“blow a kiss, blow a job”

“different dick every night　”

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Can you imagine what would happen if the boys had to scold their kids? 

• Harry: Now... erm... listen... so basically... you can't... erm... do that... so... like... you have to go in... basically... I'm putting you in timeout...
• Louis: Did you just talk back to me? You better hope that you didn't just talk back to me! I am the king of sass and you will do as I say!
• Zayn: Hey, hey it's cool. No problem. Just say you're sorry! It's all part of the roller coaster of life, Mini Me.
• Niall: Well looks like SOMEBODY isn't getting dessert tonight!
• Liam: Now listen here... You can't just do that! I'm sorry was that too mean? Let me start over... What I was trying to say is, it's not okay to do that! Ah I'm sorry. I'm raising my voice too much, aren't I? You're supposed to be kind to everyone and everything. So now you need to go say you're sorry and give that person a gift basket... No! Give them two gift baskets! And a puppy! Oh why not three puppies? That will hopefully show them how sorry you!

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iheartzaynnmalik:

he is almost 19 and still calls his dad, ‘daddy’ omfg what boy that age still calls their dad, ‘daddy’ anymore!!!!? he is too cute for words!

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